My Squig Can Tank

Planes aren't Tanks either.

Hunters Vale. A T1 dungeon filled with gloom effect. Axe and I decided we'd try doing a run today to get the almighty powerful stag cloak! But, the hard part was to come. Finding a group willing to fight along side the best destro. Well, after about an hour we found 2 healers, a dps, and a tank [The other 2 dps were Axe and I]. We hopped in that shiny glowing portal and prepared our eyes for the gloom ahead.

We entered the dungeon all fine pulled the first couple of mobs to find out that our tank is offline. It didn't seem to matter since we kited the champs around till they were dead. After that we kicked our tank and went to find a new tank.

In T1 it seems everyone is a tank. We got messages from squigherders, shamans, zealots, and every class you can be except for an actual tank class. The messages varied from "I can tank good." to "You need a squig?" We laughed the comments away as we tried to pass each mob without a tank. Needless to say we failed and gave up.

Let me put this out there, you aren't a tank unless you picked the tank archetype. No matter what anyone says. When I'm looking for a tank I don't want a dps dok who said he solo tanked a wb of order, or a squigherder who claimes to have 5000 armor. Sure they might be great feats but you lack the tank skills. So, when someone is looking for a tank don't message them saying "My squigs can tank."

NO EXCEPTIONS

We had as much luck as this guy.

About five days ago Vavinater decided to resubscribe into Warhammer to play along side all of us. He already knew that we had transferred to another server [Iron Rock]. So, he went to transfer his character but beforehand we had to figure out if he was unsubscribed for 90 days.

After looking for hours around the account information page and trying to find past billing information we resorted to googling on how to find out. Although, we were dumbfounded when no results where found. We had as much luck as looking for a needle in a hay stack.


Anyways, we got lazy and decided to just phone the company. So, after we waited 20 minutes of the most awesome songs we get through and found out we phoned the wrong support line. After putting us on hold for another 5 minutes we got transferred through. After another 20 minutes of awesome hold music we got to talk to the guy.

It turns out he missed the 90 day marks by 4 days. So, the guy tells him he's going to send it up to Mythic and they should contact him in 1-3 days.

2 Days later he gets notified by Mythic that they will not allow him to transfer. So, NO EXCEPTIONS to the law of Mythic. Whoever came up with the idea of "you want to transfer to play with your friends? Then don't pay us for 90 days." Should really stop to think about what he just did.

Introduction

War Crack is made up of a team of 4 people who play Warhammer; Verras, Spectralfox, Axenhax, and  Vavinater. It's going to be based on events that happen to us and our opinions on all things warhammer. If you think we over exaggerate to much, you are right. So, don't rage on us if we don't agree with your opinion.

Verras: Main Writer [Magus, Zealot]
Axenhax: Idea Man/Writer [Choppa, Squigherder]
Spectralfox: Le Artist [Shaman, Blackguard]
Vavinater(Or Vaginater if you prefer): Inspector Gadget [Disciple of Khaine, Witch Elf]